I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.