Tag: stress ball
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat