I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
I bet the first man to ever erect a penis felt like he was in a movie.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because north korean missiles are always fired
I'd love to talk to someone from a more general community.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
Opinion: America's Nuke Problem
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.