What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
Only if it's a big red button
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
I don't like the taste of food.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!