I bet the first man to ever erect a penis felt like he was in a movie.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
I just need to pee really bad to sound like a woman i'm pretty thirsty.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!
Q: what does a blonde do if she's run out of shampoo? a: she cries.