What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
I'm going to make you a sandwich. good on you.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
I'm a virgin by choice. just not my choice.
