I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
Opinion: Biden the moral compass to beat terror
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable patch? a seizure salad.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.