I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
you have to be an oculus developer to do this
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
What do you call a group of hypersexuals? kinky jizzies... i'll show myself out
It’s a lot more fun when you get to explore new stuff together.
