What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I don't know if i should go out today or not... ...it depends on how i feel about my haircut
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.