How do you make a hormone? you don't rush her.
Opinion: The US and Putin's pulled some teeth on the Syrian conflict
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
you have to be an oculus developer to do this
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
I'm not sure if it's weird or creepy but I always think "Wow, this guy is interesting."
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist bastard
