I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
The hard truth is that most people don't like intellectuals.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there...
