I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense... ... i'll tell you tomorrow.
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
I'm a big fan of fast food, but I'm not fussed at all when it comes to the quality.
Why did the horse fall off the cliff? because it was a stablemate!