How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
Opinion: Russia's nuclear weapons are a 'wake-up call'
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
I'd love to talk to someone from a more general community.
What do you call a porcupine with a royal blood? a prick prick.
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a goat? a golden j�slayer!
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? irene.
What do you call it when a bearded man carries a heavy bag of groceries? god-tier groceries.
Opinion: The US and Putin's pulled some teeth on the Syrian conflict
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
