What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
I'm a tree trimmer. but i trimming a tree for me.
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
What do you call a mexican who has diabetes? enfermous
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
