What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was a seagull.
What is the difference between a fox and a dog? about 6 beers.
I was going to tell you a joke about my penis but it was corny.
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
