What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
Opinion: Biden's Armenian genocide offer is not nearly enough
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
What does an ethiopian and a tampon have in common? they both f*ck up the girl.
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
I can't believe how much money i just made from a dead goat.
I'm more of a leader than a follower. i just ask questions and tell women where to go.