Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
Hey what's up! I'm with you
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
Opinion: Biden had to face Trump in the White House
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
I'm bored and lonely and want to talk to someone. just talk to me, ok?
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
