I bet the first man to ever erect a penis felt like he was in a movie.
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
If i were a musician i'd finger my dslr on the way down.
Opinion: Biden should keep his promise on North Korea
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
I'm not saying i'm a good cook, but if you put dehydrated food back in... ...it'll be ok.