What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What is a monster's favorite app? up you go again!
I wanna hear about the gun used to kill hitler... can't find the trigger...
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you breathe through something that small?!
Opinion: Biden the peacemaker to the nuclear standoff
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
