What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? the moovies
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
I wonder if the pope ever reads my tweets and decides to address them to his followers.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
