I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
I'm not racist i have a color tv! how did you know?? i was living with a *racist* wife.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
My dad just got a tattoo of a pac-man falling down a mineshaft. i'm still not sure what to do with the body artist.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
Q: how do you get to the top of a mountaineering mount? a: alpine ackbar
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.