What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
Why are there no female nannas? because they can't tell the difference between a snow blower and a blower.
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
What does a dog bite when it's hungry? it goes back to the biting tree.
My daughter is a woman. and my wife is a man. we are trying to become kim jong un.
What do you call a black man on the moon... an astronaut!
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What do you call a jewish ghost? hooray honkey-ho
Does it really take 3 hours to walk to the car?
