This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
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What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
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What do you call an ebola patient in a coma? a prego
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
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What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
I had to google how to uninstall apps, it's really confusing how to uninstall something you don't need.
My friend david lost his id. now i just call him dav.
