Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What do you call a cow with no legs? ...ground beef
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
Opinion: Biden's emotional plea for bipartisanship
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
