I have the body of a greek godess. taken 3 times over the weekend.
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
