What do you call a nun that only eats pork? a nun-mit-an
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice? because she thought it was telling she was about to get hit
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
What did the animal say when it bit into the grass? meowie
Why did the cannibal eat the police officer? he wanted to eat the officers.
I'm a mexican and my wife is black. we have nothing to eat.
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
Why did the console peasant cross the road? to render graphics on the other side.
What did the kardassian say when he stepped on a land mine? i can't- my people!
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