Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
My wife and i decided to have kids... ...for lunch, and then she gave birth to her son.