Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
It was the best decision you’ve ever made, and I’m proud of you. ❤️
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
Taliban pilots are so anal that they've got a video chat bot
