What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I used to think air was free... until i bought a bag of chips.
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
What do you call a jewish ghost? hooray honkey-ho
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.
What do you call a prostitute without a placenta? dead.