I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
Why are there no walmarts in syria? because there is a target on every corner. #ort
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? a pilot, you racist!
Why are there fences around graveyards? people are just dying to get in there...
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
Opinion: Is Biden's public embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership really all it's cracked up to be
Have you ever seen a blind man in a gorilla enclosure? neither have they
Why did the baker have brown hands? he needed to grease the *bread*