What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
What's the difference between your ass and your car? your car can go 5 miles without a rev
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
Opinion: Biden faces a choice on Second Amendment
What do you call a black woman that has had four abortions? a crime fighter.
I saw a chameleon today. he was in a constant state of amaz- e!
What do you call a bad russian joke? an usov. (sorry)
