Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
We have enough selfies to fill up more than iphone's battery
What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and josb
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
Attorney General Bill Barr sues White House for perjury
I don't like the taste of food.
I'm not a racist! i just don't like colored pencils.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? your job still sucks!
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?