What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
Opinion: Biden the moral compass to beat terror
23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
What is the difference between a constitution and a prostitute? morals
Opinion: The US and China are drifting apart on North Korea
An innocent joke an innocent joke why are there no jews in the army? because they hate concentration camps.
Why do you never see a pregnant golfers vagina? because they have hole-in-town
If you say it's all about the numbers... ...we can safely assume that every time there's a sale we're getting a fat bonus.
What do you call a jewish ghost? hooray honkey-ho
