What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
A buddhist monk walks into a hot dog stand and says make me one with everything
How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
What do you call an infected baby cow? an emu yo
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
What do the mexicans and australians have in common? they both like to fence
What does a chameleon see when it's done with its youth? an eggshell. i'll be here all week.