(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
23 year old male who works in retail but would love to chat
How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
If the opposite of con is pro... is the opposite of constitution, prostitution?
Perhaps "butt sex" if your mother tongue is Spanish, or "butt sex" if your father tongue is Spanish.
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
Why do you never see a pregnant chinese girl? because she won't eat.
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
Just remember that whatever you put up with, you end up with when you overeat
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.