What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
What do you call a fat chinese man? cha ching
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
I am a veteran cop. I help out in the EDC area.
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
Why is karl marx a fan of yours? he liked your stuff.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
I'm trying to figure out if that water bottle i just gave my baby is still in the bottle
What do you call a french fry with no legs? a grilled cheese
What do you tell a girl with no legs? where ya been, girl!
Did you hear about the guy who had twelve dicks? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
I always forget what school is like, how the schedule works, who's the most important person in the class, etc.
