Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
Mum: why is your brother running so much? me: he's just really into bikes
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a shot.
I will not engage in pointless finger painting. as im told it will draw ire
The man who invented velcro has died. rip
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
I'm a virgin by choice. just not my choice.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I think i'm an alcoholic... my friends say they can't drink, but they still watch me smoke up.
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
