Opinion: Biden's embrace of the Trans Pacific Partnership is the reason for the China strike
How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
I bet the pope gets mad when people burn his papal effigy. (its rained already)
What do you call a chinese man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? dis/no
A man walks into a bar... i'll just have a beer and a mop
I'm an adult. I can make my own decisions.
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? aye, ye would think so but 'tis the c he loves.
This morning i had a dream i was a muffler i woke up exhausted.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
