Why did the chicken cross the road? because it was being chased by a klondike bar.
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs.
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
I'd tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it would probably get lost in the spam.
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
Where does a cow keep his money? in a cow-land account.
