I bet the first man to ever erect a penis felt like he was in a movie.
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choir boy.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
you have to be an oculus developer to do this
Why do the lannisters have such a big bed? they pushed two twins together and made a king.
I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 afraid of 8 9 5 what does a clock do when it's bad
What do you call a bunch of white guys standing on a bench? the nba.
Wishing you a wonderful wedding and happy bday to you and yours!
It's a bunch of hot water, so it's not really a no-brainer
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I'm bored and lonely and want to talk to someone. just talk to me, ok?
