What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist fucks.
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about changes in a decade.
Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he needed a poo.