What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? a bowling ball keeps rolling after i hit it.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? not all men can be feminists.
What do you call a chinese person with high blood pressure? pressure>
What's the name of a restaurant that only serves food to paid servers? mcgrub and grill
What's an italian's favourite christmas song? yo mama so ho-yo