I would tell you a joke about my penis... but it's way too long.
What do you call a white female that is traveling around the world? a ...white female
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons? jose and hose b
Opinion: Trump's trip to Asia is good news for US-Japan relations
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? the moment of rhino.
What do you call a pig with a lisp? hoagie
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? r? you think it'd be but it's really thought it!
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know, ask your mother
I'm a racist i hate all races equally you racist bastard.
The most embarrassing thing i've ever done is walk into a bra
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.