Tag: nuclear war
I'm not racist, i own a colored tv.
I always eat duck with a toothpick, because they are delicious.
How do you get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds
What does a shy japanese man do on a friday night? he makes konbini.
What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.
Why don't you tell me the reason why you don't like the movie? it doesn't fucking stand up.