I’m a high schooler and I was raised by my mom and dad.
A man walks into a bar... ...and asks for a double-entendre.
What's the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
How do you know that you're at a gay bbq? their menu is always stocked.
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
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What did the bumble bee say when his friends invited him to a party? honey!
I was going to make a gay joke... butt fuck it.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What do you get when you cross a low-budget indie film and a high-budget political advert? no hands!
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
I'm not saying your mom is fat. fat people are saying your dad is a piece of shit.