How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
What was the last horrible thing you’ve ever done and why have you done it?
A bum bum rush in the justin bieber song. (the first two words are just a blur, thanks ladis)
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped his butt.
Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
What did the black guy get on his sat? bbq sauce
My therapist didn't like my drinking problem. she said i'm just too dominant.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
What do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut you racist.
