I was accused of plagiarism but i couldn't resist putting in my blanks.
Knock knock who's there ! bridget ! bridget who ? bridget full of surprises !
What do you call a really bad perfume? odourless
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
I'm not saying your mom a whore! i'm saying your dad a dick.
How do you make a hormone? don't pay her
What does a fisher say when he hooks a fish? take this hook for halibut.
I got a lot of cool stuff and I don't have time for reddit.
What do the letters d, e, and f have in common? they are all letters.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
I'm not a racist. i'm a democrat.
My friends say i'm condescending. that means i talk down to people.