Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
What is the best way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve!
Opinion: The big policy question facing the US after the Paris and Brussels attacks
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the "joke"
Opinion: Biden is in too big of a bind to back down
I'm happy for you. I never want anyone to go through what I went through, but I can't help myself.
Opinion: Biden's failed trip to Russia is a big mistake
A man walks into a bar... and says i'm drunk.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.
What do you call a tall gay man in a suit? a guy in a suit.
