How did the blind, nine year old survive the zombie apocalypse? he went back to sleep.
My daughter is a woman. and my wife is a man. we are trying to become kim jong un.
What do you call a stoned farmer? baked potato.
Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? they say his testicles were out of commission.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? a zebra doesn't have long pants...
(nsfw) what does a man with 5 dicks wear? suspenders.
Why was the octopus so angry? he was having a bae fight.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What do you call a gay person living in the south? a southern gal
Opinion: The US and China are drifting apart on North Korea
