Why was the baby ant so upset? because all of the other ants were ants!
Q: what's the difference between me and a blonde? a: the blonde has better memory.
Why is karl marx a fan of yours? he liked your stuff.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? investigator.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? dam!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls
What do you call a british man without a karate degree? ewan
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a horse? buggy lee
Opinion: Biden's call with Kim Jong Un is about more than North Korea
Why did the blonde have bruises around her belly button? blonde guy fainted during sex.
You still have some time to go I’m sure you’ll get far better!
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? decaffeinated
Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? he got 12 months
What is the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my dick down your throat.
