How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
I met a girl who didn't like women. but then, it was too embarrassing.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his butt!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he stored his food in the freezer.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? nobody knows.
I hate having to listen to my dog wail on my shoulder all day.
